my Dairy

love is a battlefield

Monday, April 25, 2005

I have been having celebrity dreams lately erotic dream some more.
dang, this is really bizarre and kinda embarrassing. for i really have no sexual intention towards these celebrity and i used to find sexy ppl ard me more than in the magazine.
maybe i m just horny beyond repair~~~~

so the first victim is hilary swank
she was like 1/3 smaller than usual, and she was applying something on my body, somehow i m clothed still, and she is like massageing me. she is this professional massager or something. and in the dream i m jsut so sure that when we done with all these touching and caressing, we are so gonna have sex. but i woke up before anything happen.

and the second one is fuck that, orlando bloom.
no offense to his fans, but we were like literally fucking on the floor, and i remember doing him a handjob, and like at this very crucial point someone came in, and that person suppose to be Bloom's gf!!!!and guess who is that??? Halle Berry! yes she is and she jsut turn and go, so bloom grap watever sheet he can and i wrap myself in a towel. and i was like screaming, no!!!i jsut get out of my school swimming gala today and i m borrowing the bathroom!!!!and some white gal from no where came in after Halle was gone and tell me, the swimming gala was cancelled. and i was like shit...and bloom was gonna and i suddenly remember wendy, and realise i did someting really wrong.

then it was last night, it was bloom again, but for those L worder! the Bloom i was talking abotu is VERONICA BLOOM!
so i was waiting for the manager of The Limited to call me to inform me whether i get the job. and i was at this school building, the manager, Louise ask me to come over to the office of this person. And that moment the lighting and everything was so L wordey, I feel totally like shane, so i tried to walk like her in a way. so I saw the back of a big woman,and there she is, cursing like mad on the phone! and that manager signal to that big woman and kinda imply if you settle her, you get the job. so veronica was like" can someone fucking do my back !!!????" and i go and i massage her shoulder and spine. then suddenly she loosen up and say , with like that dinosuar breathe kinda sound, " ah~~~htat feel so good~" and she finally turn ard, and i say " so, do i get my job?" she turn back to her desk , and with that maniac voice again say" I will have you here, in the OFFICE, (stretch) I will have you ANYWHERE I WANT!" and that the limited manager smile and i know i got it. htat was so not shane though. I should have say " fuck that."

and why kate moennig never appear, or mia krisher, or jennifer beal, or leisha hailey.......