my Dairy

love is a battlefield

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

OH MY GOD!
BROOKE CALLED ME!!!!!!!i missed the call coz i was not with my phone but then she leaved a voice mail~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
she say she been busy these days so she din call, oh man...then she say she jsut calling to say wassup, and she will called me back later.
i guess i ll cal before my jog.
damn, it is crazy~
i cant believe it!

btw, i m sorry but since my previous perevious blog was about masturbation, here is something freaky to tell you
i heard from a website about urban legend taht a woman masturbate with the tail of a lobster one day, and then the next day, she wen to toilet and she gave birth to mud shrimps, like a whole toilet bowl of mud shrimps, then she called the ambulance and when the paramedic come she was paralysed and later she died.
this story is proven fake coz mud shrimp don hatch in a uterus, it need like lake water and the right tempurature and stuff, but , well, i think taht is pretty gross to give birth to mud shrimps.....after havign sex with a lobster. i wonder, why lobster~